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SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:

Normal people:
Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists:
ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom:
Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom:
Not my division.
Merlin fandom:
There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom:
THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom:
I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom:
Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom:
FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Glee fandom:
Thanks a lot, RIB!
Supernatural fandom:
GET THE SALT!!!
Castle Fandom:
JOSH DAVIDSON!
Once Upon A TIme fandom:
Mr. Gold!!!
The L Word Fandom:
FUCKING JENNY SHECTER, THAT VAGINA WIG.
Grey's Anatomy fandom:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHONDA.
The Panic! fandom:
ITS ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDNT PLAY THE BELLS JON
Coldplay fandom:
Oh no! We're in Trouble! Don't Panic, it's time to be Moving Up to Mars to avoid being Up in Flames. We'll all become the Escapist and it Hurts Like Heaven. Without A Message, we'll be Lost! Bring your Parachutes, and we'll do a Prospekt's March toward Violet Hill where we will be safe. Death Will Never Conquer us. (oh gosh, I went way too overboard on this)
Foster Kids:
GET YOUR TORCHES!
Strokes fandom:
NO WHY PORQUEEE