Mind the gap: Archive

SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:

Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good. 
Sherlock fandom: Not my division. 
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this. 
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX! 
Glee fandom: Thanks a lot, RIB! 
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!!!
Castle Fandom: JOSH DAVIDSON!
Once Upon A TIme fandom: Mr. Gold!!!
The L Word Fandom: FUCKING JENNY SHECTER, THAT VAGINA WIG.
Grey's Anatomy fandom: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHONDA.
The Panic! fandom: ITS ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDNT PLAY THE BELLS JON 
Coldplay fandom: Oh no! We're in Trouble! Don't Panic, it's time to be Moving Up to Mars to avoid being Up in Flames. We'll all become the Escapist and it Hurts Like Heaven. Without A Message, we'll be Lost! Bring your Parachutes, and we'll do a Prospekt's March toward Violet Hill where we will be safe. Death Will Never Conquer us. (oh gosh, I went way too overboard on this)
Foster Kids: GET YOUR TORCHES!
Strokes fandom: NO WHY PORQUEEE